Ways to destroy your DM's sanity number 234: Start keeping detailed records of player character hits, misses, times knocked down, healing surges used, etc.
Start a "Fantasy D&D" league.
Erik : Yes! Thordek scored a critical hit!
James: Yes! Thordek is in my starting line!
DM Matt: Yes! I will have another vodka shot!
Dying on a Hill
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